I hate spam!

I am not sure what is more annoying that spam....not the lunch'meat'....but the email kind. I get all excited when I see I have 6 unread emails! Awesome! I wonder who they're from! Only to be disappointed because Yvonne Richmand sent me an email about pornography...and Everette Simpson thinks I want to see a raunchy video...and so on and so on..... My spamgaurd on my email apparently doesn't work very well. I guess it could be working - I mean, I am not getting hundreds of these things. I could change my email, but that isn't worth it. I hate that someone somewhere along the line sold my email address to some bulk thing and now I get all of this crap. Argh! It is SO annoying! Somebody make it stop! And now that anyone can post comments on my blog, people are leaving advertizements on my blog comments that I don't know and I can't delete. So much for being able to manage my blog...I'd think I should be able to delete these things. Oh well. I guess that if this is the least of my worries, I am doing okay.